The darkest music lovers in the world are ppl who 'love vinyl' because they honestly believe that they have a more real relationship with music because of their willingness to seek out and overpay for music that is stored on some sort of weird plastic. Because they are aging, and have outdated music playing technology, they believe that they are 'the last authentic music fans standing'. Fortunately, record stores across the country continue to close down every day because tweens love using iTunes to purchase individual songs instead of entire albums of pointless noise for grown men to spooge their pants over because they probably never spooged in a woman's vagina to create a mainstream life for themselves when they had the chance to make a child with the one woman in their lives' who would ever love them. Simply put, even cool dads 'impulse buy' off iTunes these days. They love technology.
Anyways, some random bro made 'Shit Record Collectors Say' in order to go viral. This isn't even very funny, or well done, but we are all just trying to 'capitalize' off the Shit _____ Says meme while it was still hot. Hopefully this bro gets a coupon at his local record store, or maybe a handjob, or something. I feel like he should probably try to sell his old records, invest in a fast food franchise chain, and just move forward with his life. Do u think this bro 'effin nailed it' with solid production, witty commentary, and great set design?
The Childless UnCool Non-Dad is just searching 4 something that is his own... [via vinyl record collecting]
Will this bro go 'alt viral'?
Does he provide relevant commentary on the state of vinyl record sales?
Do u feel like he evr has sex with the hole in the middle of the record?
Do u prefer MP3s?
Are 'vinyl records' 4 'effing dbags'?
Should 'the record' die?
Do u feel bad 4 childless uncool non-dads?
Should we all just listen 2 everything 4 free out of 'the cloud' [via spottyfy]?
Was this HEE-LAR-EE-OUS?
